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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 08:06

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Quia quia unde harum qui quas.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Why do women change that much more with age?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Life from oceans to savannas explained with one single rule - Phys.org

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

share office space ...

No go.

South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids